andy’s mom doing his soldiers dirty after he leaves for college
This is so fucking funny like you see this cool, tacky golden weave bowl & look closer to see that it’s a mass of writhing bodies of fallen soilders twisted into another in agony like something out of full metal alchemist
This is like…. some kinda exaggerated metaphor about the middle class profiting from while simultaneously covering up the sacrifice of poor people to the military industrial complex, Esp since the fruit bowl is ye olde symbolism for extramagance and gluttony.
All it needs is an acousitc minor key version of “Fortunate Son” playing as the music
looking for a nice tasteful centerpiece? why not try the tormented souls of the damned
a common raven enjoys a pizza snack. part of what has made ravens and other corvid species so successful in urban environments is their intelligence and adaptability - their willingness to find alternative nesting spots and food they wouldn’t see in the wild.
girls on here being like “i don’t know how to talk to women i don’t know how to get in a relationship with a woman blah blah blah” like FOOLS. You Are Woman. just do what you would want a girl to do for you and then ram her into the mattress
On being the first woman to play the role of the Doctor in Doctor Who:
“It feels completely overwhelming; as a feminist, as a woman, as an actor, as a human, as someone who wants to continually push themselves and challenge themselves, and not be boxed in by what you’re told you can and can’t be. It feels incredible.”
